The things I find.

Going through years of emails for lack of something better to do.
I came across some pretty hilarious stuff.

When life gives you lemons make lemonade. But unless life also gives you sugar and water, your lemonade is gonna suck.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.
When life gives you Skittles, you chuck them at random people and say "Taste the freakin' rainbow!"