Saturday, September 19, 2009

I craved chocolate today.

I know, I am stunned as well.

Monday, September 7, 2009

To my future boyfriend.

Hey Goodlooking.
I want to first off say I thought it was really sweet how you asked my fathers permission before we started dating. It's nice to know that you think about the little things like that and you respect my parents.

Next, don't think that just because you have waltzed into my life that you can have all of my spare time. I know what it feels like to be the shunned friend and I will not do that to my friends. So, if you want to be with me all the time..SORRY but it's not happening. The friends were here before you were.

You are the guy, I am the girl. Which obviously means you have to do what I say.
Just kidding. To an extent.

I will not lie, I can sometimes be very high maintenance but I promise you I am worth it.
You might have to give me hundreds of thousands of presents, tell me I am not fat and I look amazing over and over, be there when I cry, watch tons of girly movies and stand strong as I punch you endlessly for no reason but...
I will make it up to you by: thinking you are the sweetest guy ever, letting you talk on and on about cars and sports, not getting mad when you want to hang out with guys and not me, understanding that you just don't understand girls and you never will, writing you little notes saying you are my prince charming and standing in line for 5 hours waiting for the release of the latest video game.

On the more technical side of things.
I don't like chocolate, but I will not complain if I get it as a gift.
Two of our first dates have to be :
1. Going to Kelly O's
2. Watching 'Never been kissed'

I do have random mood swings, be prepared. I might go from loving you one day to hating you the next.

Liking and getting along with my brothers is a must. I'm sorry but they come before you at the moment. I love them to death and if you don't then you can leave.

I'm hoping you are musical. If you are then I am expecting you to serenade me, and accompany me whenever I feel like playing/singing.

Mmmm, knowing another language would be a plus.

Okay, I think that's good enough.
You are cute.
I like you.

Thursday, September 3, 2009