My mother..

has a sad problem.
She buys those cross stitch sampler things from Value Village and hangs them up around the house.
I told her that that was cheating cause now everybody that see's them will think that she made them and compliment her.
Her only response to that was "It's such a waste having them just sit in value village when they should be up on somebodies wall"*note* that's not exactly what she said but something along that line*.
Everytime I walk down the hall to my room I am reminded of the fraud.