A wise quote from a wise man.

Today you are you,
that is truer than true.
There is no one alive
who is youer than you.

-Dr. Seuss

To my sea lark.

The things I find.

Going through years of emails for lack of something better to do.
I came across some pretty hilarious stuff.

When life gives you lemons make lemonade. But unless life also gives you sugar and water, your lemonade is gonna suck.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.
When life gives you Skittles, you chuck them at random people and say "Taste the freakin' rainbow!"

You were looking a little lonely.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

keep it locked away

You don't realize how much something truly means to you

Until it's taken away.

Charlie:"You can eat the grass?"
Willy Wonka:"Of course you can! Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable!
But that is called "Cannibalism", my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. "

Can someone please buy this for me?

Edit for Jill: It's a Garter :).